As much as I enjoy cracked… Here’s your answer joyless assholes!
“yeah ( the character) just is that smart”
"Yep, they knew all along but kept it to themselves because they felt it was more strategic, whether they are right or wrong for doing so. The characters made a call, and the writer felt that would be best."
"Yes, you are supposed to believe (a thing)"
"Yes, (the character) just is that stupid"
"Your logic is specious and based on leaps of logic that ignore significant pieces of dialog and/ or entire scenes"
"People can be that stupid and there are countless historical examples of people’s ambitions, short sightedness, emotional states, and general fact that they are not robots leading to such a decision"
"No part of this claims to be high art. You do understand that you are using considerable intellectual talent on pieces of entertainment meant to be somewhat disposable and fun. I do not think you have ever really exposed yourself to art. No, back to the future is not art in the sense that I mean"
"It just doesn’t bother me, because I am going to die some day and have decided to not spend the tragically limited time I have on this planet complaining about ultimately Meaningless things in pop culture. You have the option to ignore what will make you angry and embrace the beauty of the world. A world that is yours. Go make love to someone, climb a tree, weep at the foot of something greater than yourself, allow yourself to experience a life outside of your own. Feel god in the presence of humanity. You have the option. Free someone of political oppression. Fight racism in your community. Tell someone you love them. I love you, brother/ sister in humanity"
I hope I have been of help. Enjoy comic con next year!